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- As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
- George Carlin
- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- George Carlin
- Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
- George Carlin
- I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
- George Carlin
- I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
- George Carlin
- I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.
- George Carlin
- If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.
- George Carlin
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
- George Carlin
- It's never just a game when you're winning.
- George Carlin
- Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
- George Carlin
- The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."
- George Carlin
- There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
- George Carlin
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- There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.
- George Carlin
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